The Indonesian Penis Police

Thinking about joining the Indonesian Police force after having enlarged your penis? Think again. The Chief of Police in the Papuan region of Indonesia recently released a statement saying that men who had undergone penis enlargement tended to find it much more difficult to train with the police force and that any future applicants to the force would now be asked to fill in a questionnaire regarding whether their penis had been enlarged in any way.

Chief of Police was not referring to penis enlargement surgery, but to a more traditional Indonesian penis enlargement procedure which is carried out by remote Papuan tribes who wear specially crafted penis gourds. Papuans use a local technique to achieve penis enlargement by wrapping the penis with leaves from the gatal-gatal tree so that it swells up like it has been stung by a bee.